Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER
because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
my mom found me
on the floor
in a fetal position
due to this post
After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
Google with 13 can make a lot of things.
Me with 18… can’t even cook something -.-‘
15 ON FRIDAY BITCHES
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.
Thank you, that is all we ask for
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe words.
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame